May 17th, 2009

Tattoo

Writer's Block: How'd You Get Here?

There are many roads to LiveJournal—how did you first hear about LJ?
How did I get here?

I heard about it from two of my friends, Eamerica and Jasia, who kept bugging me to go on here and start posting.

But it was only in about Feb time that I really started posting a lot of entries - I mean, now I have 161 or so entries for less than four months consistent work effort. Even then, a lot of them are memes and quiz results - but I'm okay with that. I mean, if I wanted lots of serious posts, I'd make 'em. I didn't, so I didn't!

Not bad for a self-proclaimed procrastinator~.

I have no idea where they got it from though - why don't you ask them!


Tattoo

Writer's Block: Wardrobe Malfunction

Broken zippers, split seams, straps that come untied at the most embarrassing moment possible—what's your most memorable experience with an unexpected wardrobe malfunction?
Ooh this one was EPIC, you might say. Spectacular, others might comment.

Horrible, I might say.

I was in a P.E class and we were playing quick Cricket, and it was all going as normal. 

In those days back in year seven we all had to wear P.E skirts - and Gym Knickers.

Anyway, was holding the bat, ready for the bowl and wouldn't you know it?

My skirt fell down.

In front of forty girls + teachers. I was MORTIFIED - I turned bright red and dropped the bat trying hold my skirt up. We had to stop the game for a couple of minutes while I fixed my skirt and what's more, I'm not sure that several other people didn't get a view as well, because there's windows into the hall which can be looked through from a first story corridor around the hall and I can't remember if there was anyone UP there at the time. Jesus, that would be really bad.

Anyway, one of the teachers shouts "STRIPPER!" , I turn even redder, and give the bitches in the school another reason to mock me.

Rebecca tells me it was funny.

Five years on, I still can't find the humour...